So heres the low down.
Im a male, and as you can tell that this is my blog, so i will start by saying if you don't like what i post thats fine and your free to unfollow me, but this is my blog so please don't expect it to change for your own well being unless of course you have some sort of relation to Zooey Deschanel, in which case I will cooperate under the condition I get her number.
im not tumblr famous, nor good-looking, but i still intend to ride this blog like no tomorrow, both sexually and physically, but be warned I suck at bucking bulls.
i reblog a lot so i guess if you like that sorta thing then sweet, if you don't then maybe you better avoid me.
alright, as you may see some of my personal posts you will notice i use a lot of funny words, this is because normality bores me. so heres a very quick guide:
breasticles means boobs sorta because girls are missing the essential berries of life testicles but instead were gifted with breasts, which we simply cannot just refer to as breasts as every time you would order breast pieces from KFC some poor girl would need a breast removal .
fundooloo is the name i gave my penis, as penis sounds like I'm a scientist over analyzing the body and dick sounds like I'm referring to my fella as Richard, not cool.
bluorange is a random colour i made up to express nothing but sounds catchy and removes awkward silences.
butfag is the pet name i give anyone who crosses my path.
But of course this is but a very short list of the ever so popular 'wade phrase' vocabulary.
i have been used a lot in the past to give advice so feel free to ask anything, nothing is stupid, actually especially ask me stupid things, my IQ I guess isn't very high in my books so the more stupid the question the better terms I have to understanding your needs, be careful what you say to me cause i do have many followers of different race, age and sexual orientation so we wouldn't want to offend them, and no i won't do nudes, but feel free to send me nudes of anything with a heart beat...joking ;)
I'm currently single but not looking to mingle, nor wanting a relationship. although i post a lot of couple stuff...DONT JUDGE ME!. haha.
anyways this is me trying to be short. enjoy life.
yours truley, messiunite.
wade.

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